You wouldn’t think that getting a new garden hose would be a reason for celebration. But, at MY house yesterday, the cheering could be heard for miles away.
It all happened last night. You see, as a gardener, I don’t really ask for much. A few good tools here and there would be nice. That’s all. OH! And a GOOD, KINK-FREE garden hose! Hey, now that’s an idea!!! How HARD can it be to find a garden hose that is not so heavy you need a wheel barrow to cart it around, or that doesn’t kink when you turn 3 feet to your right?
Well, I FINALLY FOUND it!! And, after using my brand new hose I came unglued — in a good way! I tell you — this thing is PERFECT! (And, it’s kinda pretty, too, but I digress…) It’s called the TUFF-GUARD Perfect Garden Hose (who knew?)! And, it is all the beautiful things you are looking for when you dream about a garden hose — KINK-FREE, maximum flow, extra flexible, and ultra lightweight. You could even tie this thing in a knot if you wanted to. (I really don’t have a need to do this, but you might! Have a go!)
Another great thing about this is that I didn’t have to scour the hardware stores of Houston to find it — I found it on Amazon.com — and if you have a Prime Account (which I LOVE, by the way), you get free 2-day shipping! So, mine arrived just in time to water after the last rain (since I had thrown my other “lovely” hose in the trash when I had my last straw with it.) You gotta love that!
Oh, TUFF-GUARD Perfect Garden Hose, I am so happy I found you! I really wish I had found you sooner! That way, my family would not have to constantly put up with me coming into the house looking like I had just come in from a wrestling match in which my hose had won. Oh, no! Now I win! And it’s because of YOU, YOU, YOU!